BLUEPRINT
BULLSHIT

A no-bullshit book about all the cultural myths we're tired of hearing

Written in 2025

What This Book Is About

Stories, observations, and rants about the cultural bullshit we're all swimming in

The Success Myth

Why the blueprint for success is designed to make you feel like a failure, and what actually matters instead.

Passion Bullshit

The toxic myth that you should love your job, and why most work is just work—and that's okay.

Productivity Theater

How we turned being busy into a performance art, and why efficiency isn't the same as effectiveness.

The Comparison Game

Social media, status anxiety, and why everyone else's highlight reel is making us miserable.

“We're all walking around feeling like failures for not living up to standards that were never grounded in reality to begin with.”
— From Chapter 2: The Success Myth

Why This Book Exists

I wrote this because I was pissed off. At myself for buying into all the blueprint nonsense. At society for peddling it. At the fact that we're all walking around feeling inadequate for not following rules that don't actually make sense.

This isn't another self-help book. It's not going to tell you how to optimize your morning routine or find your passion. It's going to tell you that most of that stuff is bullshit, and that's liberating.

If you've ever felt like you're failing at life because you're not following some invisible blueprint, this book is for you.

What You'll Get

  • Multiple chapters of honest observations about modern life
  • Stories that will make you laugh and think
  • Permission to question the cultural bullshit we're fed
  • No motivational bullshit or life hacks
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